Can the question be the answer?

I must admit that I am a bit jealous of Larry Ochs, who has been investigated by Spanish Police for playing music that was not in fact jazz. I am sure people have said it behind my back before, but no one has ever called the the jazz police, or the real police, because I wasn’t “jazz” enough.

Check out Neil Tesser’s nice take on it here, and the story from The Guardian here.